Tuesday, September 18, 2012

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Sometimes I think to write LOL at the end of every answer in exams :)

During last 5 minutes of examination every student gets a super natural power. ☺

What is the main reason for failure? …………………….. I think its EXAMS. What do you think?

80% of the exam is always based on 1 lecture that you missed and 1 topic that you didn’t prepare.

Why is it so EASY to fail but so HARD to SUCCEED?

Why We Sometimes Write “Etc” In Exams? Because It Means. . . . E (End Of) T (Thinking) C (Capacity) ;-)

I’m visiting my high school. Every half year I do the exams, and then this year I’m going to graduate.

After the first exams, I switched to the Faculty of Philosophy and studied Zoology in Munich and Vienna.

The goal of education is to replace an empty mind with an open mind.

The fate of empires depends upon the education of the youth.

A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world..

A good example has twice the value of good advice..

Where it is a duty to worship the sun it is pretty sure to be a crime to examine the laws of heat.

The examined life is no picnic.

Make yourself an example, achieve it, but don’t hurt anyone on the way up. I don’t think I did that.

The mind is not a book, to be opened at will and examined at leisure.

If you need an example of how to live you should not have been born.

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam, I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.

Those who do not study are only cattle dressed up in men’s clothes..

The more we study, the more we discover our ignorance..

Why study for exams? Are they not about what you know, not about how much you can cram into your head the night before?

The worst thing I ever tried was being normal

Biggest Mystery of Maths, 1000s of years passed, Millions of theorems derived, Millions of formulas made, But still, X is unknown!

I hates studying for exams, Is there an APP for that?

When the student is ready, the master appears.

I am in a relationship with studies and it’s complicated

If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget where you live.

Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for the greatest fool may ask more than the wisest man can answer.

Every instructor assumes that you have nothing else to do except study for that instructor’s course.

The more studying you did for the exam, the less sure you are as to which answer they want.

Exams make us tired nervous & sick ahhhh im looking forward for a day without ,exams im sure that it will be a day in heaven because life is fuuullll of exams.

If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.

The more studying you did for the exam, the less sure you are as to which answer they want.

Student who changes tha course of history is now probably taking exam.

In exams, we look up for inspiration, down for desperation, left and right for information.

The brain is the most outstanding organ. It works for 24 hours, 365 days, right from your birth, until you step in the exam hall.

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