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Aristotle, Philosopher

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.

James Thurber, American Humorist

I hate women because they always know where things are.

Malcolm de Chazal, Mauritian Writer

A woman knows how to keep quiet when she is in the right, whereas a man, when he is in the right, will keep on talking.

Jules Michelet, French Historian

Woman is a miracle of divine contradictions.

Freya Stark, Author

The great and almost only comfort about being a woman is that one can always pretend to be more stupid than one is and no one is surprised.

Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.

Women: Can’t live with them, can’t bury them in the back yard without the neighbors seeing.

Women are like elephants. Everyone likes to look at them but no-one likes to have to keep one.

One should never trust a woman who tells her real age. If she tells that, she’ll tell anything.

- Oscar Wilde

One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even bargain costs money.

- Edgar Watson Howe

From 30 feet away she looked like a lot of class. From 15 feet away she looked like something made up to be seen from 30 feet away.

- Raymond Chandler

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.

- Tim Allen

What a strange thing man is; and what a stranger thing woman.

- Lord Byron

I’d much rather is a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they are the first to be rescued off of sinking ships.

- Gilda Radner

I wonder why it is, that young men are always cautioned against bad girls. Anyone can handle a bad girl. It’s the good girls men should be warned against.

I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.

- Joan Rivers

How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell ‘BINGO!’” -

Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice.”

If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she's twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she's damn near forty.”

Don't argue! You cannot win. You cannot beat a woman in a argument. It's impossible. You will not win. Cause, men, we are handicapped when it comes to arguing cause we have a need to make sense”

“You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.”

“Just think of all those women on the Titanic who said, ‘No, thank you’ to dessert that night. And for what?!”

Don't give a woman advice; one should never give a woman anything she can't wear in the evening.

Women want to be treated as equals, not sequels. -

Women have a passion for mathematics. They divide their age in half, double the price of their clothes, and always add at least five years to the age of their best friend

Brigands demand your money or your life; women require both.–

One should never trust a woman who tells her real age. If she tells that, she'll tell anything. –

Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb.–

Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent

If a woman tells you that she is single by choice, it’s probably because no one has chosen her.

Wild horses couldn't drag a secret out of a woman. However, women seldom have lunch with wild horses. 

A husband only worries about a particular Other Man; a wife distrusts her whole species. - Mignon McLaughlin